I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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