I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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