guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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