I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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