If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
MIDGETS
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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