I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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