absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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