I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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