This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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