My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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