do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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