forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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