According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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