no. you can't hotbox the world.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We don't watch enough power rangers
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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