I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
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