We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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