so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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