Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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