u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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