A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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