Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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