So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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