he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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