I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
