found the other keg... it's in the tree
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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