I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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