i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
soo... how was my night?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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