And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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