It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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