The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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