There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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