Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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