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(804): View more from Virginia

where are you?

(914): View more from New York

in the room with the baby pig

(804): View more from Virginia

k im coming soon

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.

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(707): View more from California

Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.

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