Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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