I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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