People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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