Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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