I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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