Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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