I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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