we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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