Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ladies don't puke and tell
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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