one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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