problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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