We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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