it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
