he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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