I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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