Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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