But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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