you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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