The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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