Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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