I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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