some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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