im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
My life is pants optional.
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