What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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