covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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